The Twitionary

Saturday, October 22, 2005

Omigawd

Contributed by =/!

Word of the day:
omigawd


Oh mi GOD! in a very cute manner. Apparently the spacebar couldn't work at that point of time when the twit is typing the word. Works well with alternate caps.
"hUhz? eU g0rT hElLo kIttY tOy? oMiGaWd!!"

Synonyms:
ohmuagod

Sunday, October 16, 2005

Baobei

Contributed by f io.!

Word of the day:
baobei


Used to call their stead or bestest friends ^_^ (by charmaine). More commonly used than dardar though.
Occasionally, you will spot some on Friendster with this as their name (accompanied with XIAO or KWETT or.. you get what I mean). Uh well, whoever made them feel so unique!

I assume it means "precious" in Chinese. Err.. not very sure actually. :(
But Pokémon is [神奇宝贝] or something isn't it? Ahh cannot translate, nevermind.
"mUa bAoBeI tReAtx mIiE dE bEsT dE w0rx~ lOrBe HiM loRtx!"

Synonyms:
dardar /dear / laogong/po / hubby/wife /

Burtt

Contributed by dotty dots!

Word of the day:
burtt


When R gets stuck in the middle of your butt. Nooo. What sense does that make?
Burtt = BUT. Oh no, another ridiculous word we deciphered.
"i lUrBe aHmEnG dErx.. bUrTt hOrs, hE lUrBe xIaOpYnK nEhx. hAiiss~"

Synonyms:
budden / bud / bart

Saturday, October 15, 2005

Der

Contributed by durian!

Word of the day:
der


I doubt it means anything, really. Just a redundant word that could easily be eliminated.
"hE bEri kYuUT dErX lOhz~`` hAhAx, i TiNk ii luRb hIm lE ^^"

Synonyms:
de

Friday, October 14, 2005

Kwett

Word of the day:
kwett


CUTE. Tell me, in what way does it sound similar to CUTE? Sheesh! That has gotta be one of the most awkward twit word in the twit language.
"hIex, ii aMm xIiAoJiiA, pPl aLL sAe mIe bErI kWetT dErx~ hEEz"

Synonyms:
qute / QQ / kyute / kawaii

Thursday, October 13, 2005

Arbish

Contributed by cher!

Word of the day:
arbish


Supposedly used to sound cuter than HOOT (to beat), though it means all the same.
"hUrS? sHaE dAt aGaIn..!!1 aRbIsHhx!"

Synonyms:
hoot

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Switts

Contributed by cher!

Word of the day:
switts


The harmful substance that causes cavities. Uh, I meant sweets.
"ii LoRvE tUu EaT sWiTtS w0rx..~ eSp mEnToS nOrz~``"

Synonyms:

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Sowie

Contributed by dotty dots!

Word of the day:
sowie


As a replacement for "sorry".
It's weird to know they actually apologise. ~.^
"sH0 s0wIe ii tUdAe pAnGsEh euU leHz.."

Synonyms:
soli / shorie

Monday, October 10, 2005

Stead

Word of the day:
stead


A word to call your other half. Adapted from the "go steady" kind of thing.
"hEr sTeAd dAmN pAikUa dE lOhz! kAox, LuCkY maI dArDaR sh0 yaNdAo.."

Synonyms:
dardar

Saturday, October 08, 2005

Arsh

Contributed by dotty dotts!

Word of the day:
arsh


ASS.
I suppose it's just replacing 'E' with an alphabet H.
Whoever came up with this alternative, anyway?
"KiSs mUaa aRsH nArhZ, euU fcUKeR~``"

Synonyms:

Friday, October 07, 2005

Nort

Contributed by anonymous! (Uh.. ha ha ha..)

Word of the day:
nort


It only means 'NOT'. D'oh!
"hUhx??~ n0rt lydAt dE mEhhx?"

Synonyms:
nordd

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Bewy

Contributed by ruby!

Word of the day:
bewy


Due to the inability to pronounce R. Highly recommended. 100% success in sounding like a twit!
Reminds me of my former teacher who could not pronounce V. "The motorwehicle.." Ahh, nevermind.
"wAhx, y0o beWy kEwT noRSh.. *PiNcH piNcH*!"

Synonyms:
beri / veri / beli / veli

Sunday, October 02, 2005

Acbc

Word of the day:
acbc


Act C__ buay C__, meaning one is trying to act (insert a word here) but has failed terribly.
Common examples would be: cute, chio, cool.

Used when a twit is jealous of another twit.
"kAoz, sHe dAmN aCbC dE lOhZ.. sUkZ lArs~~"

Saturday, October 01, 2005

Qute

Word of the day:
qute


To express act-cuteness. Woohoo! There isn't much to say about this... maybe except a big thumbs-down.
"mUa dArDaR bErI QuTex dEr NeHx~"

Synonyms:
kawaii / kyute / QQ / kwett