Obb

Contributed by =!

Word of the day:
obb

This is most probably one of the weirdest words anybody could have come up with. You don't think you know, do you? Make a guess!

...
It's "OF". Oh my. *leaves to go bang the wall*
"ii dUnCh waNn tUu lEt g0 oBb eUr hAnDs~"

Synonyms:
orf

Heartx

Contributed by yeechien!

Word of the day:
heartx

A replacement for "OH-so-called love" for twits.
"lAogOnG, mIe hEaRtx eUu OhHx~"

Synonyms:
lub / <3 / harts

Moi

Contributed by Pearlyn!

Word of the day:
moi

French word for "me". However, the whole class of this word thinks it stands for "my" and start to use it the wrong way, hence degrading the whole class of this word. Man, it's so insulting...
"mOi bF iSh BeRi gUd tUu MiEe dE NeHx!"

Synonyms:
mai / mui / muai / muh / mue / muah

Kewl

Contributed by hah!

Word of the day:
kewl

It just means "cool". This is what you get when you desperately attempt to find a more funky way of typing. A nonsensical word, if you consider it to be one.
"wAhz! wHerE eU geT diS vOnDuTch bAg dE? shO kEwL wOrx!! ii OsHo wAn!"

Synonyms:
kool / Q

Keke

Contributed by sherry!

Word of the day:
keke

The twit's way of going "hehe" "haha" or "kakaka". Somehow they think that it makes them sound cuter, although it barely sounds logical at all.
"eU BeRi fUnNi lEhx, kEkEkEx~``!"

Tootpid

Contributed by girl!

Word of the day:
tootpid

Toot + Stupid = tootpid.
Very contradicting word used by twits. You know, pot calling the kettle black?
"wAhz, eU tOoTpId oR wADx?!"

Synonyms:
tuupid / tupid / stupig / stewpig / stewpiik

DarDar

Word of the day:
dardar

An affectionate way to call their stead of as short as 1 day old. Sometimes, one is called DarDar, the other is called LingLing. It's kinda stupid, I know. Because it means "chest" in the Malay language, yet they think it's intimate. Ugh!
"lUrBes MuA dArdAr dEsMoNd ohHz."

Synonyms:
dear / laogong/po / hubby/wife / baobei

Fwing

Word of the day:
fwing

I have mentioned this while trying to decipher a twit before.
luRbE dUncH cOsT a fWiNg
Initially I thought, "What's FWING? Fucking Thing? Fried Wings? Flying Wings? Thing? But all makes no sense."
Then I realised, it was THING afterall. Apparently, if love didn't cost a thing, they wouldn't be so lovesick and sob all day when they lose their STEADS.

How on earth did THING become FWING? There's a big difference, you know. This accounts for the atrocious pronunciation of the creator, that's why he/she felt FWING would sound like THING.
"lUrBx dUnCh cOsT a FwInG!"

Synonyms:
tink / ting

Humji

Word of the day:
humji

HUM means something like lacking, JI refers to balls.
Hence, humji = lack balls!

Very commonly used in scenarios when an anonymous identity goes to disturb in a blog, and the owner will claim to be angry and demand for a meet up for a 1 on 1. Actually, we all know what we happen even if the person identified himself.

"eUu dUnCh hUmJi h0rS, eUu dArE eUu sTaTe uR nAmE aNd sChOoL aNd cLasS lArS, i g0 fInD euU!"

Wu Ji Lai

Contributed by unidentified! :)

Word of the day:
wu ji lai

Hokkien phrase commonly used by gangsters, when translated into English, it means "If you have the balls (literally it means guts), come and try me!"
Apparently, it is only used to make themselves sound big like they have alot of backup. Even if so, the whole gang must be a bunch of gays who hide their centre-parting hair with an ugly mesh cap.
"mAi kA wA tOk cOcK lArx. wU jI LaI lAr!"

Kies

Contributed by Josh!

Word of the day:
kies

Another form of "OKAY", with a few pinches of act-cuteness in the word. It sounds stupid and nonsenical, I know, but the synonyms are worse!
"rEmeMbEr tu TaKkAiRe orF yUrsElF KkIeZ?"

Synonyms:
kkie / orhky / oohkie

881

Contributed by twit! (huh?)

Word of the day:
881

Sounds like "Byebye" when you pronounce it fast enough in Chinese. ARGH. That's rotten pronunciation actually, and it's haunting. :o
"mIe WaNnA tO g0 oRhOrH lErx`~ nYtEz! 881~"

Synonyms:
bubbai / bai / zai jian / bb(z/s/x)

841

Contributed by passerby!

Word of the day:
841

Try saying it fast, it becomes ba-si-yi = spastic in Chinese. 847 is also acceptable, it would sound something like ba-si-qi.

It's commonly used when 3 twits are taking neoprints together. One would pose with 8 fingers, another with 4 fingers.. and the last with either 1 or 7 fingers. When decorating the neoprint afterwards, they would write "spastic" as their caption.
HOW SPASTIC IS THAT!

I don't wish to be mean, but unless they make a pose like this:

Then they have failed to look spastic.
"wAlIew.. u bErI 841 wOrZ..~"

Synonyms:
847

Hong Gan

Word of the day:
hong gan

A very rude Hokkien phrase to mean if someone is "asking for it". Literally, "wanting to be fucked."
This is a downright lowclass thing to say, and the person who uses this word most probably is feeling 'hong gan' him/herself.
"yoo h0ng gAn siBox??"

Synonyms:
-none-