The Twitionary

Shingz

2010-01-08T06:46:00.000-08:00

Contributed by Ris Low!

Word of the day:
shingz

Lame. or whatever shitty thing that reminds you of Ris. Is SHINGZ!!
"Shingz off"

Synonyms: boomz

Boomz

2010-01-01T06:36:00.000-08:00

Contributed by Ris Low!

Word of the day:
boomz

Anything indescribable, is boomz.
"something, you know?? BOOOMZ... something that shouts me~"

Synonyms:

Peepuhh

2007-07-04T18:33:00.000-07:00

Contributed by puppiiesG0oqq!

Word of the day:
peepuhh

definition
"shaeyy sh0 muchhiies ab0utt peepuhhx. thiinkk ab0utt urrselffx fiirsttx larrhhs~"

Synonyms:
pipos / piipp0px

Iiemm

2007-07-03T18:44:00.000-07:00

Contributed by d3adxd0lliiex (Queen of all Twits)!

Word of the day:
iiemm

Ok, finally we know how it works. Add a redundant vowel in the middle of your actual word. Ta-da!
"iiemm's beccckx!!"

Synonyms:

Stiialllx

2007-07-02T18:45:00.001-07:00

Contributed by d3adxd0lliiex (Queen of all Twits)!

Word of the day:
stiialllx

Lol. Why is there an A in the middle of STILL?
"stiialllx criieppiinqx hiierrs arrhhx ?, `. aiiy00s "

Synonyms:

Miiyyes

2007-07-01T18:44:00.000-07:00

Contributed by d3adxd0lliiex (Queen of all Twits)!

Word of the day:
miiyyes

=.=
"miishhs miiyyes marrhhs ?! ``,"

Synonyms:

Criieppiingx

2007-06-02T18:42:00.000-07:00

Contributed by d3adxd0lliiex (Our Queen of twits!)!

Word of the day:
criieppiinqx

LOL? Crippling? Crying? Eh.. no
Crapping? X_X
"stiialllx criieppiinqx hiierrs arrhhx ? aiiy00s"

Synonyms:

Sharrpdarrhs

2007-01-09T05:48:00.000-08:00

Contributed by d3adxd0lliiex!

Word of the day:
sharrpdarrhs

Actually, I'm not so sure myself. I assume it's adapted from 'shuddup', but on second thought, haha, I don't know.
euu sharrpdarrhs larrhhs ,.. gann niie piie shiix luhhs ,`` euu gh0r dh0r euur shiiet larrhhs dunch c0mm hiier biienng weiis larrhhs ,,. kp

Shaeyy

2007-01-05T05:45:00.000-08:00

Contributed by d3adxd0lliiex!

Word of the day:
shaeyy

Say.
"euu arll dhenn dishhgustiingx larrhhs,, . aniih0ww shaeyy peeppuhhx .,, euu n0rtd anii betta canns ., ccb euu sh0 free gh0 masturrbadte larrhhs .,, nb `.,,"

Synonyms:

masturrbadte

2007-01-04T05:35:00.000-08:00

Contributed by d3adxd0lliiex!

Word of the day:
masturrbadte

Masturbate!! :D~~~ (Example below shows d3adxd0lliex advising a smelly vagina (ccb) to go masturbate if she has nothing to do.)
"ccb euu sh0 free gh0 masturrbadte larrhhs .,, nb `.,,"

Synonyms:

Iilorbehhym

2006-08-06T08:42:00.000-07:00

Contributed by bird!

Word of the day:
iilorbehhym

I love him (Pring). Damn, a twit loves me X)
"he ish sho handsum. pring ish so cute. iilorbehhym."

Synonyms:

La0renchiidaiizhen

2006-07-17T20:14:00.000-07:00

Contributed by a twit in the commentbox!

Word of the day:
la0renchiidaiizhen

I think this would be the next longest word in the dictionary after supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

la0renchiidaiizhen = Senile, I guess.
" euu all dun00 hw to readd ouRr kinDda engliiSh nehhx. maybe. iis n0rtt u all dunCh understaNdd whRr ur la0huayan de sPectacles aRggs? ohh u g0rtt la0renchiidaiizhen. sadd f0r u."

Synonyms:
-

Cwatch uuer wavhbe

2006-07-15T20:08:00.000-07:00

Contributed by ckristal

Word of the day:
heysh gurrl ii want twuu cwatch uuer wavhbe

Haaa! I just thought that was funny.
That's lyrics to Catch Your Wave by Click Five, noob. :P
"heysh gurrl ii wan twuu cwatch uuer wavhbe~ heysh gurrl ii wan twuu dribt awaey wib uue~"

Synonyms:

Ferxt

2006-06-13T06:59:00.000-07:00

Contributed by Girl XXX!

Word of the day:
ferxt

You guess the meaning first... I'll tell ya later. :)

First lah first lah...
"hEyHeYx~! doo urr homew0rk ferxt b4 euu g0 0ut kkayss?"

Synonyms:

Pipos

2006-06-06T07:02:00.000-07:00

Contributed by a twit in the commentbox!

Word of the day:
pipos

People = Pipo
Peoples = Pipos
Yes you got that right.
"haii yah i n0oes la euus g0 rabbish dwamp gett de h0rhs.:)) hen ha0s ehhs, can teach pipos the way euus save."

Synonyms:
piipp0px / peepuhh

Lopphe

2006-05-31T07:06:00.000-07:00

Contributed by Agnes!

Word of the day:
lopphe

It looked like a word at first, then I read again. Huh?
LOVE?????
"ii lopphe yoo deariee~"

Synonyms:
lurbe(x/z/s) / lorve / lurve / lurv / lurb / lurffe / loorbe / lub

Rabbish Dwamp

2006-05-20T08:00:00.000-07:00

Contributed by a twit in the commentbox!

Word of the day:
rabbish dwamp

Very cool har? This word is just too amazing. You'll need to use this everytime often when trying to make a point.
"haii yah i n0oes la euus g0 rabbish dwamp gett de h0rhs.:)) hen ha0s ehhs, can teach pipos the way euus save."

Synonyms:
-

Dwat

2006-05-19T08:05:00.000-07:00

Contributed by a twit in the commentbox!

Word of the day:
dwat

That. Dwat. That.
" h0okaes dunn t0k b0ut dwat."

Synonyms:

Ieuqs

2006-05-13T03:58:00.000-07:00

Word of the day:
ieuqs

It's you. Don't ask me why. I WISH I KNEW.
(I took 3 minutes to figure it out. x_x)
"ieuqs confiirm iish stoopiid arsho derh larhs..stoopided untiil giib upp hopee liiaoo. qort ieuqs wonte bbe wastiinqq ur tyymee"

Synonyms:
eu / euu / yoo / yew

Shwit

2006-05-10T03:51:00.000-07:00

Word of the day:
shwit

Was SWEET ever pronounced with the SH- sound?
(jacq says shwit sounds like shit.)
"sO sHwiiT orb her tuhh buy mie de mickey mouse t0y.~"

Synonyms:

Thees

2006-05-08T11:50:00.000-07:00

Word of the day:
thees

This. Because "I" is very far from "T" and "H", "E" is more convenient to type. Maybe.... although I don't think that way. >_>

Or
These. Could have been created due to bad spelling.
"tHeeS aRe dEr do|\ieS i cReAtedDd.. eNjOy~"

Ees

2006-05-07T10:35:00.000-07:00

Word of the day:
ees

(wtf) IS.
"tuhdae ees a beri de sunny de dae~"

Synonyms:
ish

Eet

2006-05-05T11:36:00.000-07:00

Word of the day:
eet

(wth) IT.
"eet ees a beri de sunny de dae tuhdae~" :]

Weef

2006-04-28T11:47:00.000-07:00

Word of the day:
weef

o.O With?
"iMmA guRll weef ann attitude~ ;]"

Synonyms:
whiff / wib / wif / whit

Neu

2006-02-14T04:39:00.000-08:00

Contributed by Lamon!

Word of the day:
neu

Think of it this way. A male twit asks a female twit for sex.
She says, "NEEEUUUUUU. dunch wan."

Thus, NEU = NO.

Synonyms:

Ish

2006-02-07T05:00:00.000-08:00

Contributed by cher!

Word of the day:
ish

Is becomes ish when you have something wrong with your tongue.
"i ish very cute de larz! arbish!!"

Synonyms:
ees

Maown

2006-01-19T01:59:00.000-08:00

Contributed by unidentified!

Word of the day:
maown

It sounds like some pussy thing, doesn't it?
MY OWN. MA OWN.

Omg? OWNED.
"mUa bIllS ii pAy By mAoWn dE laRs.. pRo h0rx? heex~"

Synonyms:

Veh

2006-01-16T03:45:00.000-08:00

Word of the day:
veh

VERY. (queer) o_O
"i vEh aNgwEe wIB mR oNg lOrx, Gib mE dEtEnTiOn wHeN i DyE bAq MaI hAiR tUh bLaCk lErx!!!!!!"

Synonyms:
beri / bewy / veli

Diishgushtiingg

2006-01-13T20:38:00.000-08:00

Contributed by PASSER!

Word of the day:
diishgushtiingg

This word is equally diishgushtiingg as our blog. :D
"eEkx, sho diishgushtiingg w0rx, bUd i LyK it ^^"

Synonyms:

Karzeen

2006-01-12T20:19:00.000-08:00

Contributed by linds!

Word of the day:
karzeen

Your cousin is not your cousin, it's now called karzeen.
KAR-ZEEEEEEEN. Repeat after me! KAR-ZEEEEEEEEEN.
"hIhIe kArZeEn~ iM hErE tuH dROp eUu a TeStI lErx~ ^^"

Synonyms:
karchiin

Fhuarwk

2006-01-11T12:14:00.000-08:00

Word of the day:
fhuarwk

Fhuarwk you lar!!! (Does it make you have a better idea? HA HA)
But in the end, FUCK > FHUARWK.
"g0 fHuArWk hEr n0rX, i sIt bEsIdE aNd wAtCh hEez~ ^^"

Synonyms:
fuerk / fcuk / fark / fook

Ywee

2006-01-10T08:13:00.000-08:00

Contributed by Sally!

Word of the day:
ywee

Why <- that's what ywee means.
"yWeE euUu sHaE mIe... s0bX sObx~"

Synonyms:

Storp

2005-12-31T20:35:00.000-08:00

Word of the day:
storp

You surely can figure out this one. FULL STORP.
"sToRp aLl tIsh nOnsEnCe OkiIEx? tMd lOhx, mI dUncH lYk iT kAex."

Synonyms:

T

2005-12-28T05:11:00.000-08:00

Contributed by girl!

Word of the day:
t

TO. By twits who wish to express sophistication when it's our 13045854th day knowing that word and their first.
example

Synonyms:
tarh / tiew / to0 / tew / tuh / tu

Weallie

2005-12-27T00:24:00.000-08:00

Contributed by fan=D!

Word of the day:
weallie

Really? Weallie? Really? Weallie!
"oh MuA g0rD! hE lUbx Mi? wEaLLiE mAhx?!?!"

Synonyms:

Tewiiebeuuurr

2005-12-23T15:51:00.000-08:00

Word of the day:
tewiiebeuuurr

Ble=beur. Latest trend, ok? It's TERRIBLE, lah.
"mUa SPeLlIng beRi de tewiiebeuuurr nahx, dunch sUan mie lErx"

Synonyms:

Whardebeurr

2005-12-19T11:46:00.000-08:00

Contributed by miss es!

Word of the day:
whardebeurr

What the hell? Win liao lor.
"whardebeurr okies? i dunch gib a damm care abt euu."

Synonyms:

Nehbwer

2005-12-18T02:32:00.000-08:00

Contributed by pamela`!

Word of the day:
nehbwer

Err.. All hail Pamela for this word nobody would have expected to exist.
AHH!! We understand. Thanks to twits with wonderful pronunciation.
"oI! n0rT mE sTeAl dE noHx. i NeHbWeR w0rx!!!"

Synonyms:

Takkaire

2005-12-17T06:04:00.000-08:00

Contributed by cher!

Word of the day:
takkaire

We actually didn't have this word! Oops.
Aiya, what's there to explain?
You'll never be able to confirm how to pronounce that.

"hUhx? euu sick ahhx? takkaire worx =)"

Synonyms:

Wiiel

2005-12-16T19:03:00.000-08:00

Contributed by cher!

Word of the day:
wiiel

The addition of a double-I and an redundant E is making you confused. I know.
Clue: You probably would never have thought of it.

Answer: Will. (omgwtfbbq! $#^$^@#)

"yaRx lArhx. i wiiel doo it der larx, bud l8er okieex?"

Synonyms:

Whiie

2005-12-15T11:58:00.000-08:00

Contributed by ii am whoo ii amm larhhs!

Word of the day:
whiie

Tell me whiie? Tell me whiie? Whiie was this word even created?

Now you know what it means. :D
"whiie yoo steal mua boiboi? kiam pah is it? nabei~!"

Synonyms:

Whiff

2005-12-14T10:57:00.000-08:00

Word of the day:
whiff

With.
"kAox! sHe nOw whIfF muA Ex noRhx! h0nG kAn NaRx!"

Synonyms:
wib / wif / weef

Kewt

2005-12-13T18:47:00.000-08:00

Contributed by JOAN!

Word of the day:
kewt

What a kewt word. C-U-T-E replaced by KEWT.
If they are kewt, we are kewter.
"eUU beRi kEwT nORhx, nOrt LyK mIe~ hAix..."

Synonyms:
kewl / kwett / ker aii

Gort

2005-12-07T01:53:00.000-08:00

Contributed by cher!

Word of the day:
gort

Definition unavailable.
"oI~ eU gOrT pEnCiL tU bOrRoW mIE mArHhs`~?"

Synonyms:

Weetarted

2005-11-29T11:50:00.000-08:00

Contributed by ruby!

Word of the day:
weetarted

A weetart created this weetarted word. Eek, retards.
"mUa gOrd! euu weeTarTeD or WaT!?!"

Synonyms:

Ferghot

2005-11-25T15:38:00.000-08:00

Word of the day:
ferghot

I assume anyone can assume what this means. I just browsed through a friend's testimonial and saw this. ROFL. :D Oops, I'm not explaining much.
"sRy nah..!! here ishh eur testii.. ii ferghot!! xDD~!!"

Iie

2005-11-17T03:22:00.000-08:00

Word of the day:
iie

"I". Bleh I'm lazy to elaborate.
"iie caNt lIvE wItHoUt eUu.."

Synonyms:
mie / moi

Baq

2005-11-16T13:31:00.000-08:00

Contributed by yeechien!

Word of the day:
baq

Back.
"dEaRdEaR eU g0 baQ hoMe lEr MarHHx?"

Synonyms:

Nnd

2005-11-13T10:55:00.000-08:00

Contributed by anonymous!

Word of the day:
nnd

Another way of typing "and". :(
"hOw dAre yOo sAE mIe nNd miE fWeNZ!?!"

Synonyms:

Hmph

2005-11-04T01:01:00.000-08:00

Contributed by annoy-mouse!

Word of the day:
hmph

Commonly used to express discontent, but in a more twitish way. Preferably more suitable for female twits, but there ARE male twits who speak in this manner.
"dUncH fWeN eUu lErx!! hMpHxZ!!~!"

Synonyms:
taoyan / pui

Mie

2005-11-03T17:10:00.000-08:00

Word of the day:
mie

MiE-n-EuU. 'Nuff said.
"lUrBe MiE fEr wHu iI aMm.."

Synonyms:
mee / mi

Omigawd

2005-10-22T10:49:00.000-07:00

Contributed by =/!

Word of the day:
omigawd

Oh mi GOD! in a very cute manner. Apparently the spacebar couldn't work at that point of time when the twit is typing the word. Works well with alternate caps.
"hUhz? eU g0rT hElLo kIttY tOy? oMiGaWd!!"

Synonyms:
ohmuagod

Baobei

2005-10-16T17:28:00.000-07:00

Contributed by f io.!

Word of the day:
baobei

Used to call their stead or bestest friends ^_^ (by charmaine). More commonly used than dardar though.
Occasionally, you will spot some on Friendster with this as their name (accompanied with XIAO or KWETT or.. you get what I mean). Uh well, whoever made them feel so unique!

I assume it means "precious" in Chinese. Err.. not very sure actually. :(
But Pokémon is [神奇宝贝] or something isn't it? Ahh cannot translate, nevermind.
"mUa bAoBeI tReAtx mIiE dE bEsT dE w0rx~ lOrBe HiM loRtx!"

Synonyms:
dardar /dear / laogong/po / hubby/wife /

Burtt

2005-10-16T09:50:00.000-07:00

Contributed by dotty dots!

Word of the day:
burtt

When R gets stuck in the middle of your butt. Nooo. What sense does that make?
Burtt = BUT. Oh no, another ridiculous word we deciphered.
"i lUrBe aHmEnG dErx.. bUrTt hOrs, hE lUrBe xIaOpYnK nEhx. hAiiss~"

Synonyms:
budden / bud / bart

Der

2005-10-15T23:41:00.000-07:00

Contributed by durian!

Word of the day:
der

I doubt it means anything, really. Just a redundant word that could easily be eliminated.
"hE bEri kYuUT dErX lOhz~`` hAhAx, i TiNk ii luRb hIm lE ^^"

Synonyms:
de

Kwett

2005-10-14T00:43:00.000-07:00

Word of the day:
kwett

CUTE. Tell me, in what way does it sound similar to CUTE? Sheesh! That has gotta be one of the most awkward twit word in the twit language.
"hIex, ii aMm xIiAoJiiA, pPl aLL sAe mIe bErI kWetT dErx~ hEEz"

Synonyms:
qute / QQ / kyute / kawaii

Arbish

2005-10-13T04:39:00.000-07:00

Contributed by cher!

Word of the day:
arbish

Supposedly used to sound cuter than HOOT (to beat), though it means all the same.
"hUrS? sHaE dAt aGaIn..!!1 aRbIsHhx!"

Synonyms:
hoot

Switts

2005-10-12T04:36:00.000-07:00

Contributed by cher!

Word of the day:
switts

The harmful substance that causes cavities. Uh, I meant sweets.
"ii LoRvE tUu EaT sWiTtS w0rx..~ eSp mEnToS nOrz~``"

Synonyms:

Sowie

2005-10-11T22:20:00.000-07:00

Contributed by dotty dots!

Word of the day:
sowie

As a replacement for "sorry".
It's weird to know they actually apologise. ~.^
"sH0 s0wIe ii tUdAe pAnGsEh euU leHz.."

Synonyms:
soli / shorie

Stead

2005-10-10T01:02:00.000-07:00

Word of the day:
stead

A word to call your other half. Adapted from the "go steady" kind of thing.
"hEr sTeAd dAmN pAikUa dE lOhz! kAox, LuCkY maI dArDaR sh0 yaNdAo.."

Synonyms:
dardar

Arsh

2005-10-08T08:48:00.000-07:00

Contributed by dotty dotts!

Word of the day:
arsh

ASS.
I suppose it's just replacing 'E' with an alphabet H.
Whoever came up with this alternative, anyway?
"KiSs mUaa aRsH nArhZ, euU fcUKeR~``"

Synonyms:

Nort

2005-10-07T01:20:00.000-07:00

Contributed by anonymous! (Uh.. ha ha ha..)

Word of the day:
nort

It only means 'NOT'. D'oh!
"hUhx??~ n0rt lydAt dE mEhhx?"

Synonyms:
nordd

Bewy

2005-10-04T21:01:00.000-07:00

Contributed by ruby!

Word of the day:
bewy

Due to the inability to pronounce R. Highly recommended. 100% success in sounding like a twit!
Reminds me of my former teacher who could not pronounce V. "The motorwehicle.." Ahh, nevermind.
"wAhx, y0o beWy kEwT noRSh.. *PiNcH piNcH*!"

Synonyms:
beri / veri / beli / veli

Acbc

2005-10-02T23:34:00.000-07:00

Word of the day:
acbc

Act C__ buay C__, meaning one is trying to act (insert a word here) but has failed terribly.
Common examples would be: cute, chio, cool.

Used when a twit is jealous of another twit.
"kAoz, sHe dAmN aCbC dE lOhZ.. sUkZ lArs~~"

Qute

2005-10-01T22:36:00.000-07:00

Word of the day:
qute

To express act-cuteness. Woohoo! There isn't much to say about this... maybe except a big thumbs-down.
"mUa dArDaR bErI QuTex dEr NeHx~"

Synonyms:
kawaii / kyute / QQ / kwett

Obb

2005-09-30T19:54:00.000-07:00

Contributed by =!

Word of the day:
obb

This is most probably one of the weirdest words anybody could have come up with. You don't think you know, do you? Make a guess!

...
It's "OF". Oh my. *leaves to go bang the wall*
"ii dUnCh waNn tUu lEt g0 oBb eUr hAnDs~"

Synonyms:
orf

Heartx

2005-09-27T21:50:00.000-07:00

Contributed by yeechien!

Word of the day:
heartx

A replacement for "OH-so-called love" for twits.
"lAogOnG, mIe hEaRtx eUu OhHx~"

Synonyms:
lub / <3 / harts

Moi

2005-09-26T02:24:00.000-07:00

Contributed by Pearlyn!

Word of the day:
moi

French word for "me". However, the whole class of this word thinks it stands for "my" and start to use it the wrong way, hence degrading the whole class of this word. Man, it's so insulting...
"mOi bF iSh BeRi gUd tUu MiEe dE NeHx!"

Synonyms:
mai / mui / muai / muh / mue / muah

Kewl

2005-09-25T02:29:00.000-07:00

Contributed by hah!

Word of the day:
kewl

It just means "cool". This is what you get when you desperately attempt to find a more funky way of typing. A nonsensical word, if you consider it to be one.
"wAhz! wHerE eU geT diS vOnDuTch bAg dE? shO kEwL wOrx!! ii OsHo wAn!"

Synonyms:
kool / Q

Keke

2005-09-24T22:43:00.000-07:00

Contributed by sherry!

Word of the day:
keke

The twit's way of going "hehe" "haha" or "kakaka". Somehow they think that it makes them sound cuter, although it barely sounds logical at all.
"eU BeRi fUnNi lEhx, kEkEkEx~``!"

Tootpid

2005-09-18T20:01:00.000-07:00

Contributed by girl!

Word of the day:
tootpid

Toot + Stupid = tootpid.
Very contradicting word used by twits. You know, pot calling the kettle black?
"wAhz, eU tOoTpId oR wADx?!"

Synonyms:
tuupid / tupid / stupig / stewpig / stewpiik

DarDar

2005-09-17T04:53:00.000-07:00

Word of the day:
dardar

An affectionate way to call their stead of as short as 1 day old. Sometimes, one is called DarDar, the other is called LingLing. It's kinda stupid, I know. Because it means "chest" in the Malay language, yet they think it's intimate. Ugh!
"lUrBes MuA dArdAr dEsMoNd ohHz."

Synonyms:
dear / laogong/po / hubby/wife / baobei

Fwing

2005-09-16T20:38:00.000-07:00

Word of the day:
fwing

I have mentioned this while trying to decipher a twit before.
luRbE dUncH cOsT a fWiNg
Initially I thought, "What's FWING? Fucking Thing? Fried Wings? Flying Wings? Thing? But all makes no sense."
Then I realised, it was THING afterall. Apparently, if love didn't cost a thing, they wouldn't be so lovesick and sob all day when they lose their STEADS.

How on earth did THING become FWING? There's a big difference, you know. This accounts for the atrocious pronunciation of the creator, that's why he/she felt FWING would sound like THING.
"lUrBx dUnCh cOsT a FwInG!"

Synonyms:
tink / ting

Humji

2005-09-14T03:50:00.000-07:00

Word of the day:
humji

HUM means something like lacking, JI refers to balls.
Hence, humji = lack balls!

Very commonly used in scenarios when an anonymous identity goes to disturb in a blog, and the owner will claim to be angry and demand for a meet up for a 1 on 1. Actually, we all know what we happen even if the person identified himself.

"eUu dUnCh hUmJi h0rS, eUu dArE eUu sTaTe uR nAmE aNd sChOoL aNd cLasS lArS, i g0 fInD euU!"

Wu Ji Lai

2005-09-10T23:47:00.000-07:00

Contributed by unidentified! :)

Word of the day:
wu ji lai

Hokkien phrase commonly used by gangsters, when translated into English, it means "If you have the balls (literally it means guts), come and try me!"
Apparently, it is only used to make themselves sound big like they have alot of backup. Even if so, the whole gang must be a bunch of gays who hide their centre-parting hair with an ugly mesh cap.
"mAi kA wA tOk cOcK lArx. wU jI LaI lAr!"

Kies

2005-09-09T23:46:00.000-07:00

Contributed by Josh!

Word of the day:
kies

Another form of "OKAY", with a few pinches of act-cuteness in the word. It sounds stupid and nonsenical, I know, but the synonyms are worse!
"rEmeMbEr tu TaKkAiRe orF yUrsElF KkIeZ?"

Synonyms:
kkie / orhky / oohkie

881

2005-09-08T09:23:00.000-07:00

Contributed by twit! (huh?)

Word of the day:
881

Sounds like "Byebye" when you pronounce it fast enough in Chinese. ARGH. That's rotten pronunciation actually, and it's haunting. :o
"mIe WaNnA tO g0 oRhOrH lErx`~ nYtEz! 881~"

Synonyms:
bubbai / bai / zai jian / bb(z/s/x)

841

2005-09-05T21:26:00.000-07:00

Contributed by passerby!

Word of the day:
841

Try saying it fast, it becomes ba-si-yi = spastic in Chinese. 847 is also acceptable, it would sound something like ba-si-qi.

It's commonly used when 3 twits are taking neoprints together. One would pose with 8 fingers, another with 4 fingers.. and the last with either 1 or 7 fingers. When decorating the neoprint afterwards, they would write "spastic" as their caption.
HOW SPASTIC IS THAT!

I don't wish to be mean, but unless they make a pose like this:

Then they have failed to look spastic.
"wAlIew.. u bErI 841 wOrZ..~"

Synonyms:
847

Hong Gan

2005-09-02T04:06:00.000-07:00

Word of the day:
hong gan

A very rude Hokkien phrase to mean if someone is "asking for it". Literally, "wanting to be fucked."
This is a downright lowclass thing to say, and the person who uses this word most probably is feeling 'hong gan' him/herself.
"yoo h0ng gAn siBox??"

Synonyms:
-none-

Lydat

2005-08-31T06:22:00.000-07:00

Word of the day:
lydat

A common Singlish term which actually means "Why is it like that?" Even if so, "like that" is already bad enough, some people still want to make it worse by using alternatives to go about typing in a shorter form, and make it sound almost incomprehensible.
"eeYerZ~.. y eU lyDaT dE..~ haO eRxIn wOrz`!"

Synonyms:
lidat / lydis / lyk dat

Mai

2005-08-30T06:02:00.000-07:00

Word of the day:
mai

1. Uh, this actually means "MY". More commonly used by those pinksters who try to act high-class because they do not like "mua" or "moi", but they all sound equally retarded.
"mai mEiMeI shO sWeEt N cUte dE nEhz~!!"

Synonyms:
mua / moi / mah / muuaii

2. "Don't" in Hokkien. Need I say more?
"mAi kaY sIaO hOrz~ gOrT wHeRe bUaYs0nG lAi 1on1 LarS!"

Synonyms:
dunch

Dunch

2005-08-27T23:16:00.000-07:00

Word contributed by Sarah!

Word of the day:
dunch

It means "don't". On the internet, people tend to type short forms as to make typing more convenient. But in this case, DUNCH has more alphabets than DON'T. This really sets me wondering why would anyone wants to type DUNCH. What's more? It sounds damn stupid with a -ch sound at the end!
"dUncH lyDat nArZ..~ wALieWz.."

Synonyms:
dun / don / donte / mai

184

2005-08-26T07:16:00.000-07:00

Word of the day:
184

"Yi Bei Zi" in chinese. You might find it weird I know, I found it shocking as well. Whoever thought that 184 sounds like "Yi Bei Zi"?
"jiemuiis 184! yeAahhZ.."

Jiemui

2005-08-25T06:56:00.000-07:00

Word of the day:
jiemui

Commonly used by ah lians/pinksters to make themselves sound as though they are very close with each other.
A term to call their fellow girlfriend whom they go shopping for cheap clothes with, and abandon when they are going out to meet their laogongs.
"nNb! dUnCh eU tRy tu bUwWiE mUa jIeMuI oRkAeX?"

Synonyms:
jiemei / sistaz

Antonym:
xiongdi / brudder

Tu

2005-08-24T01:30:00.000-07:00

Word of the day:
tu

I get reminded of tutu kwey whenever I see this word. Oh well.
I figured "tu" actually meant "to". Like, huh?
This happens when some people just refuse to type O on the keyboard and think the letter "U" will make the word "to" sound more stylo milo, and end up sounding gay.
"mie lyK tu slp arnd wib men narhs"

Synonyms:
tuu / t0 / 2

PCB

2005-08-23T07:17:00.000-07:00

Word of the day:
PCB

Pua Chee Bye. A vagina with linen that has been broken aka non virgin. God knows why twits love to scold anyone and everyone a non virgin. They probably think everyone in this world are non virgins just because they are not.
"eUu dUnCh sc0Ld mUa jIeMui h0R PCB!~"

Lim Bei / Bu

2005-08-22T07:19:00.000-07:00

Word of the day:
lim bei / bu

Your father/mother. Used when twits, especially the lians and bengs species, try to make a point valid. They know that we people with intellect would not listen to them, so they make things sound as though our parents are telling us. But our intellect is far higher than what they think.

"limbei ka li g0ng n0rhhx. mAI snG sNg wiB jIeMui tOng!"

1314

2005-08-21T10:50:00.000-07:00

Word of the day:
1314
Read it in chinese in a very cheena manner, it means 一生一世。It's acceptable as 一生一世's han yu pin ying in chinese is Yi Sheng Yi Shi and 1314' han yu pin ying is Yi San Yi Si. Often used together with 184, which supposingly means 一辈子。 But in this case, its totally ridiculous as Yi Ba Si sounds nothing like Yi Bei Zi (except for the Yi), 1314 is also commonly combined with 512, resulting in 5121314, meaning 我爱你一生一世(wo ai ni yi sheng yi shi)。Wu Yi Er vs Wo Ai Ni. No link. NO LINK AT ALL. In case you cant see, Wu is pronounced as W-OO and WO in chinese is pronounced as W-OR.

"w0 lUrb dArdAr 1314! we will be tugedar 184 oHhs! rEmEmbAr 5121314!~*"

One-On-One

2005-08-20T00:20:00.000-07:00

Word of the day:
1 on 1

Not the usual One-on-One to Scissors-Paper-Stone anymore. :( This 1 on 1 has a new meaning!

When said by ahlians, it usually means an invitation to a catfight.
When said by ahbengs, it usually ends up with him and a bunch of his other skinny friends in "No Fear" T-shirts and 3/4 pants hiding behind every trash can along the road who will pop out to help in case violence is introduced into the scene.

"eu where buay song? wu ji den cum 1on1 lars.. set date n tym nars. humji kia."

Announcement: Twit Dictionary Renamed to Twitionary

2005-08-20T00:00:00.000-07:00

From today onwards, our URL shall be changed to http://twitionary.blogspot.com. No more of "The Twit Dictionary". Please update your Bookmarks! ~hees`!

Million thanks to our faithful fan dbted, who suggested this brilliant idea of renaming our dictionary to this! Also, thank you for forseeing that we would make it big someday! *chuckles* :D Once again, thank you so much! *mUaCksZx* lUb eUu 1314 oHhz~

I know you love The Twitionary. Since you love us, you must tell your friends about us! Boast to them about how great we are! Heh, and remember, M.O.T will love you to bits and pieces if you do that. We love our fans! Without you, there is no M.O.T today!

P.S. If you have any ideas for the Twitionary, do not hesitate to email us at twitsPI@yahoo.com. Your e-mail shall be kept private and confidential.

Thank you for reading and have a good day!

Nar

2005-08-19T22:40:00.000-07:00

Enlightenment for dearest Kenneth! :)

Word of the day:
NAR

1. Could be used to expressed anger and frustration in some cases, yet trying not to really show it.
"fcuk euu l0rx. nort me narhx~!!"

2. Sarcasm or an obvious white lie. Most of the time, it will be followed by a laugh because the author just cannot refrain him/herself from lying.
"yew beri cute narsh..~ hahaz."

Synonyms:
nah / narh / narsh with (x/z/s at the back!)

Lub

2005-08-18T00:18:00.000-07:00

Word of the day:
LUB

No, it's not followed by the word 'dub'. You wonder why "love" could actually morph into such a still-supposedly-is-English word called "lub".
"lub mua laogongx 4eba oHhz~"

For your useful information, lub actually means "wipe" in malay! Maybe it's just me, but I got the creeps when I heard that. What if the bimbos say "mie lub euu"? Imagine how gross that sounds! "I WIPE YOU" is the translation! Okay, let's not go into wondering where they wipe. Oops. Sorry.

Synonyms:
lurbe(x/z/s) / lorve / lurve / lurv / lurb / lurffe / loorbe / lopphe

FCUK

2005-08-17T00:17:00.000-07:00

Word of the day:
FCUK

1. Used by people who do not know how to spell "FUCK", or refuse to type it that way because it sounds so vulgar. (You wonder how the other spelling sound less vulgar eh?)
"fcuk off narhxx!"

2. A brand name. It means French Connection actually, and not the way you think it is.

Synonyms:
fark / phuck / fook / fuerk / fhuarwk

Wor

2005-08-16T00:16:00.000-07:00

Word of the day:
WOR

1. Means something like "neh", probably.
"*.+oh g0d.. eUu sHo kAwAii w0rx``!! hmPhz~!+.*"

2. Expression word. To be said with a whiny voice. Can be used when proving one's innocence.
"no wor~" , "not mie wor..."

Synonyms:
worx(x) / w0r / worsh / wors(s) / worz(z)

Eu

2005-08-15T05:48:00.000-07:00

Word of the day:
EU

The latest trend to say "you". Originally typed as U to make typing easier in chatrooms. God knows why an irrelevant E has been added in front of the U, maybe it serves to make the word look more stupid and illogical.
"fr0m miee too euu... heeexx."

Synonyms:
euu / eeuuie (contributed by Ruby) / y00 / yew / ieuqs

Official Opening of The Twit Dictionary!

2005-08-15T00:00:00.000-07:00

Hi one and all,

The long-awaited Twit Dictionary has finally been launched.
Everyday, or occasionally I'd say (being the lazy Pring), a "twit-ish" word would be randomly selected and posted.

Who are we:
The same old bastards from Museum Of Twits (MOT). Pring and Camry.

Objective:
1. Satisfy the curiosity of non-twits who attempt to research about The Twit Language. (Search no more! Enlightenment is here!)
2. Solely entertainment for the people with no lives.
3. Mock the stupid, of course!

If you have really TWIT-ish words and would like to share it with us, please e-mail to twitsPI@yahoo.com. Your suggestion would be greatly appreciated and yes, we will give you credit for that. :)

This blog should be updated daily, so do check back often!